{"id":92,"date":"2007-12-17T10:29:01","date_gmt":"2007-12-17T10:29:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/37.9.62.138\/~mattrobertsmusic\/2007\/12\/17\/top-5-worst-gigs-no-5\/"},"modified":"2007-12-17T10:29:01","modified_gmt":"2007-12-17T10:29:01","slug":"top-5-worst-gigs-no-5","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/37.9.62.138\/~mattrobertsmusic\/top-5-worst-gigs-no-5\/","title":{"rendered":"Top 5 Worst Gigs: No 5"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>(Whilst I\u2019m on Eurobusk I\u2019ve prepared these posts so even when I\u2019m away I don\u2019t miss a day of blogging.)<\/p>\n<p>When you start getting lots of gigs coming in and you\u2019ve not got a lot of experience you have to do a lot of crap before you realise what is reasonable and what is unreasonable. Over the next few days my posts will be about these situations.<\/p>\n<p>Whilst you read them I know most experienced musicians will think why didn\u2019t he just leave. Because that\u2019s what I think. But until your there and you\u2019ve gone through it and vowed never to go through that again you just get on with the job.<\/p>\n<p>I\u2019ve tried my best to recall my Top 5 Worst Gigs but out of the hundreds I\u2019ve done there may me worse ones that I\u2019ve either forgotten about or purposely blanked form my memory.<\/p>\n<p>Here\u2019s a short and easy story to start off with. (Oh, and something I&#8217;ve noticed is that the worst gigs are usually the ones where your getting picked up. I don\u2019t know why this is the case but it\u2019s perhaps because the events are out of your control and your more inclined to go along with it).<\/p>\n<p>I was getting picked up from Birmingham with a peer from college who played the sax. We had got up and walked into the City Centre for 6 o\u2019clock on a Saturday Morning.<\/p>\n<p>We waited for 30 mins before I started to get a little annoyed at missing out on the extra half an hour in bed when we got a phone call. It turns out that the guy who was picking us up had overslept but his mate was on the way to get us.<\/p>\n<p>(Alarm bells should be ringing at this point.)<\/p>\n<p>Another half hour later a transit van turns up\u2026 with one spare place.<\/p>\n<p>I was brought up to do things like hold doors open for people and let ladies go first etc. So I let Paul go in the front \u2013mental note, never have manners. I spent the next 45 minutes sliding around( with a bunch of tools and my trumpet) around the back of this van. You really don\u2019t appreciate seat belts and\u2026 well\u2026 seats until you are\u00a0in this position. Especially on roundabouts.<\/p>\n<p>The rest of the gig was standard but that\u2019s a start that\u2019s scarred my memory for ever.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(Whilst I\u2019m on Eurobusk I\u2019ve prepared these posts so even when I\u2019m away I don\u2019t miss a day of blogging.) When you start getting lots of gigs coming in and you\u2019ve not got a lot of experience you have to&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[17,5],"tags":[113],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/37.9.62.138\/~mattrobertsmusic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/37.9.62.138\/~mattrobertsmusic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/37.9.62.138\/~mattrobertsmusic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/37.9.62.138\/~mattrobertsmusic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/37.9.62.138\/~mattrobertsmusic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=92"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/37.9.62.138\/~mattrobertsmusic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/37.9.62.138\/~mattrobertsmusic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=92"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/37.9.62.138\/~mattrobertsmusic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=92"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/37.9.62.138\/~mattrobertsmusic\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=92"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}