Top 5 Worst Gigs: No 1 (Part 3)

Continuing…

6) When the guys eventually turned up we headed back to the gig venue – their reason for leaving us was that they had bumped into someone from Eastenders and gone with them for an autograph?!?  Weird!

7) So we finally did the gig. Neil and I went back to the car ready to leave. We waited for 40 mins for the 2 losers to get back to the car when they turned up with bin bags full of vodka and whisky that they said the groom had given them.

8 ) Obviously later it turned out that they had stolen them.

9) On the way back to Brum there was more “DJ Storm” but this time it was accompanied by speeding down the motorway at 100mph.

10) Here it is!! The best moment of the day! Obviously idiots are like magnets – a car pulled up by the side of ours with a guy who had a beer in his hand AT THE WHEEL.

Our driver then decided to race. Great!! Neil and I where yelling at this fool to slow down (with no response) and when your overtaking and undertaking at 109 mph there is a definite fear of death!!

It didn’t last long but felt like an age!!

Needless to say Neil and I lived through it – just.

But it was a big learning experience and something neither of us will forget.